How Every Major Character In Avengers Infinity War Dies

If there's one thing you can be sure about 'Avengers: Infinity War' it's that it's bound to have a massive death toll. Here is the master list of how each one of your favorite heroes will die.

Captain America

Misses catch while playing Ultimate Frisbee.

Scarlet Witch

Has house dropped on her.

Hawkeye

Dies off camera -- is mentioned in passing.

Vision

Old age.

Bruce Banner

On the toilet trying to squeeze out a Hulk.

Thor

Impaled by Iron Man.

Black Panther

Impaled by Iron Man.

Nebula

Impaled by Iron Man

Iron Man

Reverse impaled by three different people.



Loki
Syphilis.



Doctor Strange
Chokes on a ham sandwich.



Drax
Consumes a gallon of milk in under a half hour.



Batman
Strangled by Superman.



Star-Lord
Rabies.



Rocket Raccoon
Rabies.



Ant-man
Anteater.



Falcon
Hits gas main while digging a garden in his backyard.



Spider-Man
Eaten alive after sex.



Black Widow
Food poisoning from Peter Parker



War Machine
Cancer.



Gamora
Bee sting



Bucky Barnes
Home perm gone bad.



Mantis
Followed a balloon, presumed dead.



Thanos
Doesn't consult a doctor after four hours.



Groot
Only character not to die. Groot now runs a bed and breakfast in Connecticut with Stan Lee who was contractually obligated to make a cameo in this list.