'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"I'm a big fan of Wahlburgers. Is this a big screen adaptation of the burger show?"
'Karen'
"Can't trust the Decepticons to handle things. I will take care of these 'Autobots' myself."
'Doctor Cuddles'
"OMG, I bet Becky will totes see it. Becky is such a cow, I swear. Did you hear she was with Justin behind the garage last night? Such a cow, I swear."
'Melvin'
"Mom says she's still waiting for me to transform into someone she can be proud of."
No new cat Tim? ;) Doctor Cuddles is the funniest, but everyone's saying it'll break the $100 million record. I'm adding $30 to the pot myself this weekend.
ReplyDeletePoor Melvin...
ReplyDeleteSkipping Transformers. I could handle another mindless Transformers movie, but at over two and a half hours, no thanks.
Was really hoping Snowpiercer would come near here...
I was really hoping to see Snowpiercer myself, but it's not playing anywhere around here either.
ReplyDeleteI hadn't used those cats in a while. Doctor Cuddles was due. haha
ReplyDeleteI was disappointed with the last Transformers outing. I'll look forward to hearing what you thought of it.
Fool me once, Fool me twice....not again. I will wait till it comes to video.
ReplyDeleteCan I watch 'Karen' take care of the Transformers?
I hadn't seen the glowing eyed cat before, but I could have sworn there was a cat we talked about recently. Funny as always Man.
ReplyDeleteBalance your spiritual energy and get in harmony with your soul by practicing these Radha-Krishna meditations.
ReplyDeleteSri Gita Govinda
-A book written in the 12th century, this is a description of the intimate loving affairs of Radha and Krishna
http://www.mediafire.com/view/keqr4lqp7wr1rru/Sri_Gita_Govinda.pdf
Govinda Lilamrta
-An 400 year old book which poetically describes the eternal daily pastimes of Radha and Krishna
http://www.mediafire.com/view/uhcuigauc6uqiei/Govinda_Lilamrita.pdf
Ananda Vrindavan Campu
-This is probably the most poetic and intimate portrayal of Sri Krsna’s life in Vrndavana that has ever been written.
http://www.mediafire.com/view/k9j3ldwbt17be3b/Ananda_Vmdavana_Campu.pdf
Prayers of Service to Radha and Krishna (Sankalpa Kalpadruma)
http://www.mediafire.com/view/lvkqsro3sbzm249/Visvanath_Cakravarti_Thakur_Sankalpa_Kalpadruma.pdf
Prema Samputa The Treasure Chest of Love
http://www.mediafire.com/view/mpbncdyt97nw0x7/Prema_Samputa_The_Treasure_Chest_of_Love.pdf
And the following four are taken from Visvanath Cakravarti's Camatkara Candrika, a 300 year old scripture that talks about the love meeting of Radha and Krishna:
The Meeting in the Box
http://www.mediafire.com/view/c81a7cp43n5v6aj/The_Meeting_in_the_Box.pdf
The Meeting of Sri Krishna Disguised as a Female Doctor
http://www.mediafire.com/view/hgomrnem7829pda/The_Meeting_of_Sri_Krsna_Disguised_as_a_Female_Doctor.pdf
The Meeting of Sri Krishna Disguised as a Female Singer
http://www.mediafire.com/view/gyuboduhn8dvdml/The_Meeting_of_Sri_Krsna_Disguised_as_a_Female_Singer.pdf
The Meeting of Sri Krishna Disguised as Abhimanyu
http://www.mediafire.com/view/911h9qoxn4ca027/The_Meeting_of_Sri_Krsna_Disguised_As_Abhimanyu.pdf
And lastly, we have a very amazing scripture which describes the 24 hour daily loving affairs of Radha and Krishna in Vrindavan, called Bhavanasara Sangraha. This book is now available on Amazon for Kindle, for only $3.49
http://www.amazon.com/Bhavanasara-Sangraha-Mahanidhi-Swami-ebook/dp/B00CW9H4DI/ref=la_B00J2M5LAQ_1_15?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1402209195&sr=1-15
Here is a 41 page sample of Bhavanasara Sangraha:
http://www.mediafire.com/view/t4gsse2d4sw0f8p/Sample_of_Bhavanasara_Sangraha.pdf
The above book can also be read on your PC using Amazon Kindle for PC, download here for free:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=kcp_pc_mkt_lnd?docId=1000426311
Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with ISKCON in any way whatsoever. ISKCON, or "The Hare Krishna Movement" as it's popularily known, is a radical and extremist distortion of the original Radha and Krishna dharma from ancient India. The author of the above book Bhavanasara Sangraha is no longer affiliated with ISKCON either, having cut all ties to ISKCON a few years ago.
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I'm not a fan of Transformers, but it's not because I didn't try.
ReplyDeletePoor Melvin, I don't think he's ever going to "transform" into what he wants.