10 Signs You Might Be Clinically Insane

10 Signs You Might Be Clinically Insane

Unless you have the money to throw away on visiting doctors who will psycho analyse you upside down, inside out, and in every orifice, the easiest way to tell whether or not you’re crazy, is to check yourself against these 10 symptoms.

1. How many fingers am I holding up? If you tried to answer, that’s not a good sign.
2. You keep all your ducks in a row. I don’t mean to say you like things to be ordered, I mean you literally put live ducks in rows.
3. Your knife collection is encrusted with dirt and blood.
4. You have a knife collection.
5. More than three times a day you find yourself thinking of what Taylor Swift would look like as a cat.
6. You often find yourself missing George Lopez’s talk show.
7. You read the same sentence twice.
8. You’re taller than you should be.
9. You read the same sentence twice.
10. When someone says, ‘can I ask you a question,’ you’re never sure how to answer that.

If you answered any of these questions, you might be clinically insane. Seek treatment with a local mental health provider.