Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Zebra Zebra

...Zebra did it.

"Ha ha ha," the club manager spat, "that has to be the most tired joke I've ever-"

His words cut out from beneath him as he stepped away from the stage to where the next performers should have been lining up. One of the members of comedy troupe currently on stage had just missed his cue and punchline. Instead the manager found the troupe member, dressed as the proverbial zebra, standing over the lifeless body of a makeup girl. In his hand/hoof he held a knife covered in blood.

"Holy hell," the manager exclaimed, "it really was the Zebra!"

7 comments:

  1. Congratulations in completing the A to Z Challenge.

    Yvonne
    A to Z AMBASSADOR.

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  2. Zany and funny Tim. Good job on finishing the whole month. Maybe next year for me..

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  3. For some reason, this made me laugh, I don't mean just a little giggle, I mean a real laugh. Thanks.

    We made it through AtoZ!

    Rhonda from Laugh Quotes

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  4. The zebra did it! Lol. Congrats on completing A to Z!

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  5. Congrats on the A-Z accomplishment! In the time I've been reading your work it has always been great, but now it's so professionally polished both in technical writing skill and in story telling. It's fun to watch the constant progression of such talent. Reach for the cosmos.

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  6. Good job on the challenge. Short, to the point, and captivating posts. Well done, man.

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  7. I'm starting at Z ... but I'll echo the sentiments, good job on completing the challenge.

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