What Cats Are Saying About Side Effects

Once again, we recently polled some local cats to find out their opinions on an upcoming film. This time we wanted to know what they think of Steven Soderbergh's latest movie, Side Effects.

'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'

"I like Channing Tatum, he reminds me of myself when I was younger and thinner. Oh, wait, no, I'm confusing him with Jonah Hill."

'Mrs. Kisses'

"The court ordered that I try some medications recently. Because I'm too "angry" and "hateful" and "face-biting". So far the side effects include snuggling. I hate you all."

'The Duchess Gary Cooper'

"I'm not really a duchess you know. TS just puts that title before my name so people won't assume because of my name that I'm a guy cat. Sorry to break form, but I thought it was time the truth was told."

'Melvin'

"Why do you come here Charles?"