What Cats Are Saying About Valentine's Day

We recently polled some local cats again. This time we wanted to know what they thought of Valentine's Day.

'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'

"I got my valentine this great, empty, heart shaped box this year. All I had to do was eat all those pesky candies. Now she can put in whatever she wants."

'Mrs. Kisses'

"Valentine's Day is a made up holiday to remind me that I'm still single. I can't help it if every time someone shows interest I get bite-y."

'The Duchess Gary Cooper'

"Isn't tomorrow your nephews birthday? Why don't you ask us about him? I like that kid... cleans up my poop."

'Melvin'

"Mom says I wouldn't like Valentine's Day because I'm too naughty to be loved."