TS Hendrik
1983 – Last Week ?
1983 – Last Week ?
There’s a pretty good chance that TS Hendrik has most likely died. Reports vary, but it is believed that his extended absence from the blogging world is a result of his untimely demise. At first there was an outlandish rumor that his internet was simply down, but after he repeatedly ignored numerous emails requesting that he confirm or deny this claim, the rumor was deemed bogus. The more likely explanation was that he had kicked the bucket. The first intimations that tragedy had struck were the worried whisperings of Sir Reginald Plumperdink, The Duchess Gary Cooper, and Melvin. But when there was no “7-Word Weekend Review” post, two Fridays in a row, suspicions were assumed confirmed. His desire was that his epitaph should read "He loved Love but Love loved another". He will be missed as long as he is missing.
Karat
Dec. 27, 2011 – Jan. 27, 2012
Dec. 27, 2011 – Jan. 27, 2012
Mr. Hendrik’s beloved goldfish, Karat, passed away yesterday afternoon. Many people fondly remember her from the post TS wrote about her, just one short month ago. Due to TS’s disappearance, no one was around to feed her, and she gave up her last pixel at around 12:30 pm. She is survived by the bacteria growing inside her bowl which, ironically, only exists because TS wasn't around to clean it.
Sadly reported by Reputation@Stake
I'm not sure how to respond except to say please come back and buy/make a new fish.
ReplyDeleteWe can rebuild TS! Better, stronger, faster...
ReplyDeleteplease come back....missing you terribly.
ReplyDeleteRep, this is very sad news, very, very sad. So sorry to learn of TS's demise. Can I get Melvin?
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
Robyn, Melvin somehow got himself stuck in a dishwasher, so there's no way I can give him to you just now. But if TS stays dead, and the plumber gets here soon, we'll talk.
ReplyDeleteHard work never hurt anybody, they said but it sure does...have you checked his cabinet, I bet he is hiding there....is the FB TS an impostor? A very worried me....
ReplyDeleteThanks, Rep. Please do keep me in mind. I assure you'd I'd offer Melvin a loving home. I've always been drawn to the pathetic wounded types. BTW, that's terribly sad about TS. Don't forget I get first dibs on Melvin.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
Wooooooo I am the ghost of TS. Had to "borrow" someone's WIFI to respond.
ReplyDeleteI see how it is. Not gone but two weeks and already people be dividing up the cats.
And Rep, didn't I ask you to feed Karat for me? Remind me again is that pronounced like carrot or like karate without an e?
I should have internet back up Tuesday, at which point my ghost can return to blogging.
Loved the post Rep, been awhile since there was a non-obit.
Sheesh. TS is a ghost for less than a week and he's forgotten everything. Karat is pronounced like "karat", as in a 24 Karat Gold Fish. Don't you remember how clever you thought you were when you named her?
ReplyDeleteI've been missing, so I didn't even know you were missing...
ReplyDeleteGlad to learn that rumor of your demise was unfounded!
ReplyDeleteI thought you just had a crush on love, I didn't know it was that serious.
ReplyDeleteThere must be something about late January/February, because I feel like I've been phoning it in (but shhh don't tell my 4 fans).