"It's not fair, I should be allowed to go!"
"To bad, you're grounded."
"I shouldn't be punished because you were snooping in my room."
"I wouldn't have been in your room if you'd clean it like I ask you to every week."
"It's an invasion of privacy."
"Invasion or not, I don't want you reading those kinds of magazines."
"I can assure you I wasn't reading them."
Word? I never realized it had words...
ReplyDeleteGood one Tim!
"I can assure I wasn't reading them" - Classic!! Well, it just happened to be lying there, so I had a peek... ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you weren't reading them!
ReplyDeleteHey! You can read women's faces. That counts as reading.
ReplyDeletePlayboy is full of great writers, sure the boobs are the #1 reason for getting it, but there's more to them.
ReplyDeleteRemembering your youth??
ReplyDeleteHaha, no, not mine. I overheard this conversation in a store. Too good to let go without others getting a laugh.
ReplyDeleteMy mom found my diary and gave it to my shrink when I was sixteen. It really isn't fair!
ReplyDeleteWell that is just perverse.
ReplyDeletelmao!
ReplyDeleteI was admiring them! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Semantics!!
ReplyDeleteYears ago I saw two women in a store staring with disdain at the Playboys. One of them said, "I wouldn't pay a nickel to see nekkid peepul. Men are just FOOLS!"
ReplyDeleteYears ago I saw two women in a store staring with disdain at the Playboys. One of them said, "I wouldn't pay a nickel to see nekkid peepul. Men are just FOOLS!"
ReplyDeletehaha FANTASTIC
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