Saturday, June 4, 2011

Battle of the Landscapes – Semi-Final 2 of 2

Poor Swamp! I probably could’ve put a bottle cap up against Mountains in the last round, and it would have done better. With a score of 16 votes to 2 votes, that is the biggest (and most demoralizing) victory we’ve seen in any round of any battle The Non-Review has ever done. So congrats to Mountains. It’s hard to tell if they’re really that great or if Swamp just really sucks. Well, there’s no time to figure that out now, because another round is upon us:

WOODS VS. CANYONS
 
 
How do crazy people go through the woods?
They take the psycho path.
How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
 
 
Why should you never feed a canyon?
Because they always gorge themselves.
What animal can jump higher than a canyon?
Any animal. Canyons don’t jump.


Now it’s time for you to vote. Vote by leaving a comment—but do so before Tuesday, because that’s when the voting ends and the final round begins.
Posted by Sebastian Black
at 2:00 AM

17 comments:

  1. Misha GerickeJune 4, 2011 at 4:18 AM

    I love canyons, but those woods are gorgeous.

    :-)

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  2. Bossy BettyJune 4, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    Woods.  Yeah, I said it.

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  3. TS HendrikJune 4, 2011 at 12:11 PM

    The jokes just getting more painful. Awesome. 
    I gotta go with woods. They be haunted, but they're not fall-in-y.

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  4. RobynJune 4, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    Rep, your one-liners are painful but priceless.
    I vote for the canyon. It's the grand and more interesting option.

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  5. Stacy Harper-WatsonJune 4, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    Let's go with woods....

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  6. Alex J. CavanaughJune 4, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    Canyons every time!

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  7. Sebastian BlackJune 4, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    I tried to make the jokes extra horrible this time. Glad someone can appreciate the pain.

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  8. Sebastian BlackJune 4, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    It's good to know that the lameness of those jokes really registered with people.

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  9. RekJune 5, 2011 at 1:36 AM

    I go the Robert Frost way....Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
     And sorry I could not travel both............Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
     the tween still locked somewhere in me likes your PJ's

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  10. Jamie ScullyJune 5, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    Canyons are the way. Woods can suck it

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  11. Ally AJune 5, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    You make this very difficult. The woods are lovely and canyons are beautiful. How do we decide? I guess I'll go with the woods because they remind me of fall for some reason. Though I'm afraid of bears who often live there.

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  12. Oilfield TrashJune 5, 2011 at 12:32 PM

    I am going with woods on this one.

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  13. Awal NyJune 5, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    I am going with woods, yeah the cannon looks great but the woods you can walk through. 

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  14. C. CamelJune 6, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    Canyons. They're more majestic and have less poison ivy.

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  15. Marlene SJune 6, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    Canyons....I can see the woods any day of the week.

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  16. copyboyJune 6, 2011 at 10:06 PM

    Woods! Yeah, woods. Sticking to it.

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  17. Adorably DeadJune 6, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    Psycho Paths FTW! Woods!

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