10. Everything I wrote in the above paragraph.
9. ow.
8. Getting up... getting down... not moving...
7. What the hell is 'sleep'?
6. Ow.
5. That much harder to save the world each week.
4. Learning that TN really does hate me and have it in for me for some unknown reason. I mean what did I do to it (other than making constant jokes about it)?
3. People insisting on talking to me at odd angles.
2. *Ahem* OW!
1. Trying to decide which cover story to go with as I have no idea how I actually hurt my neck. Do I go with saving a kitten from a stampeding herd OR do I go with saving orphans from a burning building? (In the end I've decided to go with saving a kitten from a stampede of burning orphans)
Hopefully I should be back next week. I know how much you've all missed my wit. No? Not even a- Oh... Well couldn't you at least pretend you missed it? You can't. You say it violates all the beliefs you hold dear? I guess in that case, never mind. In fact you'd prefer Reputation@Stake continue filling in for me indefinitely? I'm afraid he can't, though don't worry, he'll still post here. Ah, at last a cheer.
By the by, Rep's got a new blog that posts links to cool sites and it's on blogger so all you people who are snobs against wordpressers have no excuse not to follow. Check it out HERE
Hopefully I should be back next week. I know how much you've all missed my wit. No? Not even a- Oh... Well couldn't you at least pretend you missed it? You can't. You say it violates all the beliefs you hold dear? I guess in that case, never mind. In fact you'd prefer Reputation@Stake continue filling in for me indefinitely? I'm afraid he can't, though don't worry, he'll still post here. Ah, at last a cheer.
By the by, Rep's got a new blog that posts links to cool sites and it's on blogger so all you people who are snobs against wordpressers have no excuse not to follow. Check it out HERE
Ah, a neck strain. That's the pits. You should get some drugs. Some good ones. Whatever you don't need you can send to me.
ReplyDeleteGlad you're recovering...slowly.
bummer, but send your unused drugs to me, not to CC.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking that you were saving some orphaned cats from a burning building while being chased by 332 Zombie school children.
Excuse me while I run from the Tsunami....
That just sucks. Sorry to hear that. Hope it gets better soon.
ReplyDeleteOuch! I hope you are feeling better soon. Neck pain is the worst! Take care. - G
ReplyDeleteYeah? Well I just broke a nail.
ReplyDeleteNecks! Who needs 'em, huh? I mean, what are they good for, really? I say you just remove it altogether. It's just simpler.
ReplyDeleteOf course we have missed you! Hope you feel better soon and all that there technology gets back in working order.
ReplyDeleteNeck strains are a sign of getting older....ow!
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better soon! Of course I've missed you!!! You were always one of the first to comment on my blog entries! It was nice to see your smiling face again yesterday. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm GUESSING you slept wrong on your neck, but YOUR story is way more interesting.
ReplyDeleteThanks for finding my blog today and leaving me a fun Tennessee Grandson comment!
I was expecting number 1 to be the fact that we've had to deal with Rep's posts while you're away.
ReplyDeleteAs long as the story involves orphans (or as Gwen said, orphaned cats) you're golden. Get better soon!
On the bright side, at least it isnt flooding down there again?
ReplyDeleteNeck pain certainly sucks!!! Though I used a Chiro and I was right as rain. BTW...made you blog of the day. I know, I know, you're probably used to that by now. Off to click HERE.
ReplyDeleteOh man, neck injuries are the worst. A few weeks ago I just slept funny and I couldn't turn my head to the left, which made attempting to drive reallllllll fun.
ReplyDeleteFeel better!!
So sorry. Hope you're back to a painfree existence very soon. Rep's a great fill-in, but he's not you and you're not him and I'm sure we'd all like to keep it that way - especially you two.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
feel better man! i hope you're back on your feet soon (or at least able to look left and right). :)
ReplyDeleteReally missed you, dude, and even though I was filling in, I was--as it's been said--"only creating mediocre copies of another man's genius." Really glad you're feeling better.
ReplyDeleteTake care...do miss your wit though Rep is doing an admirable job...the fact that I have been on holiday makes it easier not having your non reviews around... :)
ReplyDeleteEeeesh - that is a brutal combo.
ReplyDeleteGlad things are looking up and you're back in business.
Now that really is a pain in the neck! I hope you get over this soon! I know it sucks...
ReplyDeletePulling a muscle in your neck is the WORST! It's the kind of pain that makes me angry too!
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