I win at internets vol. 1

I've done a lot of miscellaneous things here and there that haven't really fit into other posts. I started a tumblr blog last year for a place to dump these as I thought of them. But I figured (purely out of laziness) that I might as well share some of that with you. No commentary, just random. Enjoy (maybe).

Random literary insult #1:

To say I hate it would be an insult to the word 'hate.' The semi-random grouping of atoms that sat across from me was an affront to all that I held dear. Perhaps it had once been something more, maybe even a person, but now it was just a floating mass of particles contained within a slick veneer.

You make a better door than you do a window.

And how is that supposed to make all the doors of this world feel? Maybe we like being doors. You can see right through a window, but doors invite only those worthy to see inside, all the while quickly dismissing other, unworthy vessels. I have no time for cheep suits that reflect the personality inside them. Random or otherwise, a mass of atoms does not a person make.

And now a less classy insult:

(alright slight commentary - I've always loved Winnie the Pooh, and as adult this has translated into me doing many very bad jokes with such otherwise innocent characters.)