Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Ripened Potatoes: Tangled






Snow White Says: Crap, crap, crap. I've never seen such a horrible work of art. I mean, once you get past the clever jokes, the excellent writing, and the lovely animation, all your left with is a blank screen with voices. Oh, and Rapunzel... What kind of a heroine is that? 3 out of 5




Tony Sparano Says: It sucked. I couldn't see anything through these glasses. 2 out of 5









Zachary Levi Says: Masterful. In a year that has been filled with great animated features, this is one of the best. 5 out of 5










Marilu Henner Says: Well I thought it was very good. Rapunzel sort of reminds me of myself when I was younger. Except with longer hair. Also she was blonde. Not to mention that when she was up in her tower someone wanted her to come down. 4 out of 5







George Harrison Says: Why am I here? 4 out of 5













Posted by TS Hendrik
at 11:01 AM
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17 comments:

  1. shahidjNovember 23, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    lol i like your rating system

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  2. CorruptCamel.comNovember 23, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    hilarious. hope to see it regularly.

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  3. CopyboyNovember 23, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    I actually heard that Rotten tomatoes gave it a perfect score. No joke. Man I could read quotes by Marilu all day. I had such a crush on her.

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  4. Alex J. CavanaughNovember 23, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    Classic!

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  5. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comNovember 23, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    Great mix of reviewers. Snow White confuses me, but George Harrison puts it all into perspective. Sounds like a "must see." Thanks, TS.
    xo

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  6. BuddNovember 23, 2010 at 1:42 PM

    Chuck is just gettin all kinds of work.

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  7. Pat TillettNovember 23, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    I am humbled by your creativity!
    classic...

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  8. Brad StanleyNovember 23, 2010 at 7:27 PM

    Agreed - this review was great.

    Especially the jealous witch snow white.

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  9. MarleneNovember 23, 2010 at 9:23 PM

    Love it! So creative....and funny, too!

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  10. AnonymousNovember 23, 2010 at 10:17 PM

    I wish I could go through life clapping my hands singing "Crap! Crap! Crap!" whenever I see something I don't like. There is nothing like a good ol' ironic clap to get your point across. Very funny review TS, well done. - G

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  11. Reputation@StakeNovember 23, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    I love your take on Rotten Tomatoes. Again, both creative and helpful. The Hot Potato Rating of Ripened Potatoes would be pretty high.

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  12. Das Auto!November 24, 2010 at 1:26 AM

    haha, it's good to see some truly original stuff. i lol'd at snow white

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  13. KalNovember 24, 2010 at 2:13 AM

    So that whore Snow White is giving out movie advice now. If she thinks we have forgiven her for making those stag films with her 7 little pimps then she is mistaken. Some things you can't just make disappear sunshine. She practically invented the casting couch and ruined it for the rest of us trying to get by on our talent. Not that I am bitter or anything.

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  14. Sahildeki EvNovember 24, 2010 at 2:27 AM

    Very funny :))

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  15. InnovationsNovember 24, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    HEY WAIT A SECOND HE'S DEAD

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  16. Rek SeshNovember 24, 2010 at 10:49 PM

    Can't blame Snow white ...any one with hair problems would hate Rapunzel...never liked that story myself...that said, your take is unique...Rotten Tomatoes has worthy competition/ healthier alternative(???) now... ;D

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  17. I Like Horror MoviesNovember 29, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    Snow White always was the jealous type!

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