A few days ago my sister and I got into a fight. We have a good relationship but secretly she's always been jealous of my good looks. I'm a blonde and she's a brunette. Guys fall all over themselves for me, while she's always had trouble getting a date.
So yesterday I'm going through her room looking to borrow one of her cute tops when suddenly I spied her iPod. It only seemed natural that I should borrow that as well since mine has been broken for a couple months. There was a lot of good stuff on there, but there was also, get this, Genesis.
Then when I was nice enough to confront her, she got all defensive and demanded to know why I was in her room in the first place. Should I stage an intervention? Please help me figure out how to get to her before she slides any further down that dark path.
Sincerely,
Clueless, in Grand Rapids
Dear Hater,
Don't be frontin' honey. Genesis had it's good points. Well, point. One good song really. Point is, your sister is experimenting right now. Music is a way of expressing one's individuality, by identifying yourselves with others. Take for instance, myself. Some might think it inappropriate for a donkey to wear a leather jacket, but I block them out. To me, my leather jacket is what sets me apart from your common run of the mill burro.
I think you should look deep into your heart and realize that you're just being a bitch.
Sincerely,
Don the Donkey
Where can I get me a coat like his?
ReplyDeleteP.S. this is awesome.
I didn't know that my sister sent you a letter....
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Just about spewed my diet pepsi out at the last line!
ReplyDeleteYou tell her, Don! Genesis had like two good songs. Good thing she stopped on G, H would have yeilded Huey Lewis and the News.
ReplyDeleteGotta defend Genesis...they had a lot of great songs that I still rock to...to hell with the non-believers. And the leather jacket does set you apart.
ReplyDeletewhat i want to know is where don the donkey stands on toto...
ReplyDeleteAhh, memories. Next to my pink ice ring, a Genesis cassette single was my favorite birthday gift for my 13th.
ReplyDeleteOh hell yeah!
ReplyDeleteThis was so funny. And now I'm singing "Land of Confusion". - G
PS Are you talking about Genesis when Peter Gabriel was the lead singer, cuz that's a whole other ball of awesome.
Georgina, No, for the purposes of this, Phil Collins and no Gabriel.
ReplyDeletePat, I suppose that might be why some frown upon his decision.
Asses in leather are so wise.
ReplyDeleteOne good song really? Seriously? I saw 'em twice in concert. Granted it was 1985. So I do see your point.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I am comfortable with a donkey wearing a leather jacket...that is too close to cows wearing the same thing...
ReplyDeleteWhat is next, chickens having eggs for breakfast?
I want to know what Mr. Key (which is what I assume Don's last name is) is staring at. It is on the ground just outside of the picture, and it's driving me mad, not knowing what it is! He just keeps staring. I keep coming back and he hasn't moved. It must be incredibly important. Please help.
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Curious, in Wonderland
"You can't help but respect a donkey in a leather jacket."
ReplyDelete- James Dean
Nice site, nice and easy on the eyes and great content too.
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