What Cats Are Saying About Trick-Or-Treating

We once again we polled some local cats to learn their opinions. This time we wanted to know how they feel about trick-or-treating.

'Karen'

"Why, I think it's a fantastic experience for little children to have... alone... in the dark... by my house... BOW TO ME!"

'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'

"A night where you walk up to people's houses and they give you food? Sounds like my every night."

'Mrs. Kisses'

"I hate it. Bunch of kids dressing up like me, thinking they're cool. What do you mean they're supposed to be vampires?"

'The Duchess Gary Cooper'

"Last year I went as Edgar Allan Meow. This year I'm going as either a fat tub of cat, a big mouth, or an idiot in a melon helmet."

'Melvin'

"I got a rock."