I know exactly how you feel. I too have watched numbly as the men and women we've put in office fail to truly take the country's interests to heart. I've seen the few good ones out there with their hands tied by the rest of the government. So I have decided to take action. I have formed a new party that I feel will bring an end to all the fighting and all the senseless waste of our hard earned tax dollars.
The Dinosaur Party will strive to do what no other party before it has done. Our goal will be to see dinosaurs in office. They used to manage their little piece of earth just fine back in the day. Man had their chance, now let's see what dinosaurs can do!
I ask that you show your support by liking the facebook page and\or following on twitter
Together we can make a difference and put dinosaurs in office.
hmmm, is Walter Mondale your main rep. He's gotta be what? 467 yrs. old?
ReplyDeleteDinopolitics?
ReplyDeleteWell at least with the corrupt leaders we have now, I don't have to worry about being eaten by one of them!
I just have to worry if we'll have money to eat.
Hmm.
Same difference? *grin*
What the hell, they can't be any worse than the politicians we have now. I'll do it.
ReplyDeleteI like it! I'm all ready to change my party affiliation...
ReplyDeleteOnce they are in office, will the eat the other politicians?
ReplyDeleteI love dinosaurs! They are so prehistoric.
ReplyDeleteThey've got my vote! (Unregistered as it is.) I'm glad they've decided to come out of hiding and take back their planet ... or at least it's governing bodies. (Inedible as they are.)
ReplyDeleteI suddenly feel a surge of patriotism like never before. Great campaign kick-off, TS.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
I approve of their rampaging all over the the place policy but I disapprove of their going extinct policy. What the hell, I am in.
ReplyDeleteBev, Pat, Robyn, your support is greatly appreciated.
ReplyDeleteKal, plus they're for the killing and eating of cephalopods.
To be specific they are more into the bbq-ing of the cephalops. They love nothing better than smelling hickory sauce on a hot summer day while wearing their 'kiss the chef' aprons. For some reason they find the look slimming.
ReplyDeleteI just have worries about their view of cloning. There is a group of scientist who are actually trying to ancient DNA to create a tiny house cat sized dinosuars. I did a whole ranting post on this last year and I wish I put tags on my stuff so I could find it. There were the velocirapor cats of their age and I see them becoming some kind of chic pet that will be nothing but trouble once they get out of the house and start breeding in the wild.
Dinosaurs rule and politicians drool. That is all. - G
ReplyDeleteI vote 'raptor for Secretary of State and T-Rex for First Lady
ReplyDeleteThe Dinosaur Party totally gets my vote!
ReplyDeleteI'm in!!! I can SO relate to a dinosaur.
ReplyDeleteGeorgina, That is so true.
ReplyDeleteGeof, There will be primaries. I will note your nominations though.
Lauren, The Dinosaur party greatly appreciates your support.
Kal, Cloning is a hot topic right now but as it stands currently, the party is generally against it as dinosaurs don't like their DNA being mixed with other animals.
lol ohhh that reminds me of Iodiocracy, when Charlie Chaplain and his Nazi Regime fought the US for control of the world, with sexy dinosaur results!
ReplyDeleteHeh. DINOS RULE!
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