Battle of the Colors – Semi-Final 1 of 2

The stem beats the flower! … um, you see, what that’s supposed to mean is that green beat white. I know all flowers aren’t white, but I was thinking of those nice little gardenias that TS Hendrik wears in his hair. They’re white and, oh, nevermind. And of course I’m kidding about TS. He would never wear a bunch of gardenias in his hair. One is enough. Nevertheless, we’re supposed to be talking about colors here, and in the last round, Green did indeed beat White, and so that leaves us with just four remaining colors. So with the semi-finals now upon us, let's get to the next contenders:

 BLUE VS. BLACK

Recipe for making Blue:

Fill a pot with water. Bring it to a boil, and add two smurfs. Wait five minutes, then stir in 3 cups of chlorine, a few notes of depressing music, and if no one else is around, toss in a few dolphins. Chill and serve.

Recipe for making Black:

Take two light bulbs, smash them down to a fine powder, and mix in the heart of a pirate. Sprinkle on some pepper, a little censorship, and whatever witches that might be lying around. Bake at 800 degrees for 72 hours.

Well, it’s now all up to you, as to which one of these colors goes on to the finals. Vote by leaving a comment, but do so before Saturday, which is when TS will officiate the second semi-final.
(And if anyone has a daisy I could borrow for my hair, I’d really appreciate it. But just keep it between us.)