Battle of the Colors – Final Round

The previous round ended with Green losing its eco-friendly grasp on victory. It fought hard, but Al Gore never showed up to vote, so it was forced to take its final bow. And so, dear friends, there are only two colors left standing. It is up to you to decide which is the greatest color. Now let us hear from our two finalists…

The evening-gown and swimsuit competitions are now over. Time for some Q&As.
So, Black, first question: Would a fly without wings be called a “walk”?
I believe that it is the government’s responsibility to provide prosthetic wings for all Walks.
Uh, okay. Next question: How did a fool and his money ever get together?
Match.com?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
I guess it gets used to ask the next person for their thoughts. No, actually, now that I think about it, probably taxes.
Last question: Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
I think it was due to some small print in their insurance policies.

 

 

You’ve also completed the evening-gown and swimsuit competitions. Now for some Q&As.
Alright Purple, first question: What was the best thing before sliced bread?
I don’t believe there was anything good before sliced bread. The world sucked before that, which is why it was invented.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, what should the rest do?
Well, um … I guess, well, there should be … um … what’s a synchronized swimmer?
Forget it. How about this: After eating, should  fish wait one hour before going on land?
I’m pretty sure that cramps are the number one killer of fish that jump on land, statistically speaking. So, yes.
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
We need to come together as a people to deal with this important issue, and ask our leaders to, uh, set aside funds for, um, monitoring the, uh, can you repeat the question?
No.



You now must decide, “What is the greatest color?” This is for the whole ball of wax, and all the marbles, so make sure to give us your vote in the comment section before Saturday. That is when the voting ends, and when Mr. TS Hendrik will announce the winner.