Despite my desire for yellow to win the previous round, TS would not let me cheat. I tried giving this whole Non-Review blog a virus, that would automatically delete anything with the word green in it, but TS changed the password before I could. (The old one used to be “snugglebunnies” if you were curious.) I even tried bribing Google to do it for me, but apparently 2 bucks doesn’t persuade a multi-billion dollar company very much. (Bunch of snobs!) So green won with twice as many votes, despite all my best efforts. So I will now lick my wounds (mmm, salty) and move on to our new challengers:
BROWN VS. WHITE
2. Tom Hanks was in Cast Away with FedEx boxes.
3. FedEx boxes are occasionally delivered to my house.
4. My house has a nice big chimney.
5. My chimney is where I hide the Cocaine when the cops show up.
6. I keep the Cocaine in containers that are Brown.
2. A Maple Leaf is on a tree in my back yard.
3. My back yard is where I bury people who cut me off in traffic.
4. I transport their body parts using a wheelbarrow.
5. A wheelbarrow was in The Princess Bride with the Six-Fingered Man.
6. The Six-Fingered Man was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon.
So which is the better color? Give us your vote by leaving a comment. And this time, all those who vote for the winning color will get free jellybeans and the crust off of TS’s sandwich. Good luck, and remember, get your votes in before Saturday, which is when the next round will begin.
I love them both!
ReplyDeleteI didn't vote in the last round because they can both be nice colors but neither one really stands out to me because they can both be ugly colors too. But white and brown? I love these both equally.
Another Non-Vote for me.
I was going to say white but then I saw the picture of the moon and that reminded me of how crabby I am this morning because of the big full moon keeping me awake last night.So Brown is down with me today. - G
ReplyDeleteEven though your brown rationale is more for white, I'm gong to stick with big brown!!!
ReplyDeleteWhite!
ReplyDeleteHow many times am I allowed to vote?
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Rep, that was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI gotta go with white on this as it has all colors. It's like the godfather of colors. You just don't mess with it.
We all know what brown means, and it's not UPS.
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I would normally say brown, but...
ReplyDeleteWhite.
Dude, I just got married. I owe white something, I guess.
Brown for the win, baby!
ReplyDeleteTalk about a choice...it's like picking between my kids - not really, since that would just be a matter of who's nicest to me on any given day. This is much more difficult.
ReplyDeleteThe last wall I painted brown looked like chocolate milk, white never lets me down.
White. Definitely. Until tomorrow, maybe.
With white or brown it's all about the food you can eat while wearing a shirt of that color. You can spill much more on yourself while wearing a brown shirt and still cover the fact taht you have sloppy table manners. White gives you away like the dirty squealer color that is it. And since I don't like colors that tell on me or make me look bad, I gotta go with my boy brown on this one.
ReplyDeleteWell, duhhh....I saw the word CANADA....and I had to go with the WHITE. (It's a good thing you posted a pic of a bear under both colors, cuz I would have picked whatever color the bear represented, regardless...I'm a bear lover.)
ReplyDeleteI'm down with brown.
ReplyDeleteBrown and white is poop on porcelain. These two colors have been comrades since the dawn of time.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if I must choose sides, I pick brown because it's far funnier than white.
White. Don't be ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteNot a fair match at all...white is supreme!
ReplyDeleteBrown is dirt. White is purity.
ReplyDeleteHow can you not go with white?
If I had a chimney, and if I had a house for said chimney, and if I was a cocaine addict living in said house with said chimney, I would hide my cocaine in it too. That's simply brilliant, Rep. This is all to say that I vote for brown, because it's the color of chocolate.
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I am going to say brown. If I say white, I sound racist.
ReplyDeleteBrown!
ReplyDeleteWhite is pale by comparison...
I love crust!! It better be a pickle and froot loop sandwich, those are my favorite.
ReplyDeleteSince white isn't actually a color, it's just a shade, I am voting for brown.
Brown or white? Is this a symbolic question relating to drugs? If snow, I mean so, I vote white. Now, where exactly is this chimney located?
ReplyDeleteWhens the last time you stared at a brown computer screen or reached out for a brown piece of paper? I'll skip the fecal references and just put my money on white
ReplyDeleteThe songs aren't "A Browner Shade of Pale" or "Nights of Brown Satin." White is right.
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