Battle of the Colors: Round 1

This competition will be refreshingly different than previous battles, but variety is the lighter-fluid of life, or something like that, so this will be, you know, like, refreshingly different. You are dying to know the differences, so I’ll tell you. TS Hendrik and I (Reputation@Stake) will both be running this contest, so instead of one set of dumb shoot-me-with-a-poisoned-dart lame puns, you’ll get a second set free of charge.

Also, due to our inability to find a lawyer who’s worth a bag of dust, we haven’t been able to force Mother Nature to delete two colors from the rainbow. Consequently, we have ten items to deal with rather than the usual eight, which really messes things up because 10 divides itself down to 1 winner about as well as TS’s idea to add a banana peel to the time machine I’m building, so that it will slip through time easier. (So far fiddling with the controls for a minute has only pushed us 60 seconds into the future—peel or no peel.)

But we’ll deal with those kinks later. For now we’re just going to focus on determining: “What is the Greatest Color?” To that end, let us begin with the first round:

BLUE VS. ORANGE

 

Blue likes to brag about being Primary
and enjoys licking bottle caps when no one is looking.

 

Orange often brags about not rhyming with any other word
and prefers to eat hotdogs from the center outward.

We now need your votes. What is the greatest color? You tell us. Vote by leaving a comment. The next round (which will be run by Mr. Hendrik) begins on Saturday. So get your votes in before then, or we’ll lock you in the time machine.