10 things I hate about having Safeguard in my eyes.

This last Tuesday I had an unfortunate series of events. Sorting through some flood damaged stuff in storage (a lot of stuff to throw out but I did find that some old pictures had partially washed out leaving these psychedelic photos behind. Pretty cool stuff actually) my allergies began to kick up. I have some pretty severe mold allergies so I decided to stop for the day. Got back to my place and headed in for a quick shower. While washing my face I slid causing my fingers, fully lathered with soap, to jam into my eyes. 

Normally if one gets soap in the eyes you just rinse them out. However, I'm apparently allergic to Safeguard because my eyes swelled shut instantly, trapping the soap in them. Felt like knives being jammed into my eyes. Worse was the fact that it didn't seem like my eyes were even watering, which was my hope of clearing out the soap. A bit later as I tried prying my eyelids open to flush them, I found that they had been watering, it had just been trapped behind the swelling.

Needless to say spending the day with painful, swollen eyes is not fun. The next couple days they were very sensitive. Actually they still are a bit in the mornings. All this is just the back story so that you'll understand my list.

And also that Safeguard is the devil.

10) The whole seeing thing is something I've grown to like.

9) I'm not like other people, pain hurts me.

8) Don't tell anyone, but I'm Superman. Ever try to fly with your eyes closed?

7) I'm none too keen on people calling me names like 'Popeye' and 'Magoo'.

6) Hearing those annoying Progressive commercials may be better on the eyes, but it's murder on the ears.

5) Finding out sadly, just how addicted to technology I am.

4) If it wouldn't burn me, I'd like to punch the sun.

3) Five words: The Day of the Triffids.

2) Just because you can't see doesn't mean you get radar in your head. Marvel lies to me again.

1) All sunglasses, regardless of style, make me look like a Mexican policeman from the 70's.