Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Battle of the Girly Drinks: Wave 3


The last match was painful to behold. While the combatants usually go a few rounds (pun absolutely intended) this time it was clear early on who the winner would be. Appletini took no guff from the Amaretto Sour, who quickly bowed out to the Scrubs favorite. It should also be noted that there were, once again, several write in votes. Mimosa Breeze made a comeback and Cotton apparently voted for Marlene, who is in fact a person and not a drink at all. Well, no matter, for the winner is Appletini.

Let us now meet the next contestants. 




Long Island Iced Tea
VS
Zombie



Long Island Iced Tea

Where it was 10 years ago: Smuggling ferrets into the country
Where it sees itself in 10 years: Smuggling ferrets out of the country. It's a passion thing.
Why it thinks you shouldn't vote for Zombie: Undead suck.




Zombie

Where it was 10 years ago: Drinking itself to death.
Where it sees itself in 10 years: Bible college.
Why it thinks you shouldn't vote for Long Island Iced Tea: It tastes like iced tea.



As Highlander put it, there can be only one. Course, they continued to make more movies and TV shows, so I guess that's really not the most reliable source. However in this instance there really can be only one. So who's it going to be?

All votes must be in by 11:59 pm Friday night. And Saturday night? Well, Saturday night's alright for fighting.

18 comments:

  1. I am going with Zombie because there are many times I wanted to drink myself to death.

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  2. Long Island Iced Tea--You can have a Pitcher--and turn into a Zombie!!

    John

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  3. have to go with Long Island Ice Tea on this one...I love a drink that can sneak up on me

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  4. gotta be a good long island girl and vote for the LIT.

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  5. I love tea. I love it hot, I love it iced, I love it sweet, I love it not sweet *with* sweets. I only had an LIT once, and that's been over ten years ago, but it served its purpose well. I was lit alright. Thanks for pulling that one out the old memory banks. You friend of a friend, you.

    LIT for me, but I'm putting this one on your tab, TS.

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  6. LIIT, w/Tab instead of regular coke. It's a housewife thing. Or maybe a Bible College thing, who can remember?

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  7. I'm going for the zombie, heavy on the apricot shnapps, light on everything else.
    xoRobyn

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  8. I'm going to switch things up and go with Zombie. BTW...what drink did Highlander like?

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  9. sigh..took us forever to get to this. Man up nancy boys and drink your zombies.

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  10. Can I vote for Cotton Blossom? You know, just to return the favor.

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  11. Here is where my conflict lies: I like the movie I Am Legend. See my problem?

    Well, for you slow people out there, I'll explain. Obviously it is causing me angst over this drink battle, because the movie is about Zombies wandering around Long Island. Duh.

    But Will Smith had to take a stand to defend Long Island, and fight against the Zombies, so who am I to do any different?

    Death to Zombies!
    Long live Long Island Iced Tea!

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  12. I am cutting back on soda drinks so I gotta go Zombie all the way...to the grave!

    http://www.apackalipsnow.blogspot.com

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  13. If I'm going to be sitting in a bar gettin hammered, I want to be able to taste it...
    ZOMBIE...

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  14. Long Island... fond memories... what little there are of them...

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  15. I've never had a zombie.... But I've had many a Long Island Iced Tea.... I'll have a few of those, thinking I'll be totally fine, until I try to stand up and feel like a lightweight....

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  16. Nice Highlander reference and comparison! They kept making them and continuing to make them worse all right.

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  17. Crap I forgot. I pick the Zombie. But you knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that I'd pick that one, right TS?

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  18. Put me down for the girliest Zombie the world has ever seen

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