Welcome back for another exciting competition. After officiating the last two battles Rep is taking a siesta. The last battle was a brutal slugfest that concluded with different camps still arguing over who really won. But this isn't a democracy. We simply ask you to vote, giving complete power to the people in choosing the winn- oh... The point is, what's done is done. The population has spoken, now it's time to move on.
This battle comes at the suggestion of Pat Tillet, brilliant and funny man that he is. He was curious as to who would win in a themed drink competition. We here at The Non-Review rarely imbibe but when we do we sure love our girly drinks. Naturally we enjoy them while watching kick boxing or strong man competitions, perhaps engaging in talk of war and other manly pursuits. Because when you're done putting up drywall or breaking concrete with a jackhammer, it's nice to come home at the end of the day and unwind with something fruity.
Now then, on to our first competitors:
Sea Breeze
Vs.
Mimosa
Sea Breeze
Where it was 10 years ago: Living the high life with friends and lovers. Drifting from nightclub to nightclub, dancing from dusk till dawn.
Where it sees itself in 10 years: Settled down with 2.5 shots and a strong mug of companionship. Nice house, garden... perhaps a cranberry marsh out back.
Why it thinks you shouldn't vote for Mimosa: It's time to give brunch back to the people!
Mimosa
Where it was 10 years ago: Running a cute little B&B out in the country with its then best friend and wondering how things could be so perfect.
Where it sees itself in 10 years: Still running the B&B but hopefully as an accomplished novelist and world traveler with a passport full of stamps.
Why it thinks you shouldn't vote for Sea Breeze: Grapefruit is just an orange wannabe.
So that's it. Once again the fate lies in your hands. What's that? Don't worry about it. What do you mean? Frankly I think you were a little naive in not knowing that fate was sticky. Hmm? No water won't take that off. Any other questions? No, Tom Wopat is still alive. Anything pertaining to the topic at hand? No? Ok then. Friday will be the last day for voting and then on Saturday we'll dance again but with new partners.
Mimosa for sure. If you say "It's 8am I really could use a beer." People are like WTF.
ReplyDeleteReplace beer with Mimosa and face no disapproval. Most people will actually join you.
Don't be ridiculous. Mimosa wins. End of discussion.
ReplyDeleteI am not a drinker, so this will be tough. I say Mimosa though.
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ReplyDeleteVery interesting...If I gotta decide between the two, I'm going for the one with Vodka in it.
ReplyDeleteMore bang for the buck, as it were...
Sea Breeze...
Hahaha "a cranberry marsh out front." Enjoy your retirement, Sea Breeze! I've never tasted you, but you sound like a treat!
ReplyDeleteHave to go with Sea Breeze on this one...champage is not really a drink, its just something you sip, vodka you drink, plus you get the added benefit of antioxidents in the cranberry juice :)
ReplyDeleteI'd have to do a taste test... several times, in order to choose.
ReplyDeletei don't drink, but i'm going with sea breeze because i love cranberry juice :)
ReplyDeleteI gotta go with Sea Breeze. Mimosa appears on brunch menus. I also drink 'em.
ReplyDeleteI love having a sea breeze after watching a marathon of sex and the city.
ReplyDeleteI vote sea breeze.
Mimosa is a Tree!
ReplyDeleteI'm from Fla and Dad was a Citrus Grower---ummmmmmm-
Sea-Breeze!!
John
There is something creepy and wrong about this whole subject but since it's just us guys...Sea breeze with an extra manly shot of Stoli!
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Anything with Cranberry juice is an automatic contender for top drink so I have to put my vote in with Brother Breeze. That is, of course, until you bring the bad boy, the 'Zombie' into the mix and he takes it all. I do so love me a Zombie but it has to come out of half a coconut.
ReplyDeleteMimosa Breeze for me.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll have mine in a half-coconut like Cal's.
Mimosa Breeze for me too, please.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, I'll take one of those Mimosa Breezes as well. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteA Mimosa Breeze sounds wonderful. I'll go with that.
ReplyDeleteJohn, doesn't that mean you're voting against your father?
ReplyDeleteChuck, nothing creepy about admitting to a love of fruity drinks.
Rep, No Jungle Juice mixes. One or t'other.
And Anonymous, nice try, but it's one vote per.
Cal, So your loyalty has already been sworn to the Zombie? Bit too strong for me, though I admire the coconut.
Oh! I am so G-L-A-D, that someone up there brought up the Mimosa Breeze. Ever since I read this post this morning, I've been craving one.
ReplyDeleteMimosa Breeze for me please!
When it takes three Zombies to knock me down where 33 Sea Breezes does the trip the proof is in the pudding.
ReplyDeleteI get what you're saying Cal, but I also get the feeling you've never tried a Mimosa Breeze or you wouldn't waste your time with Zombies.
ReplyDeleteDecisions, decisions. Going to have to go with the Mimosa here. Being a bonafide lightweight when it comes to alkeehol, I can drink more of them than I can anything with REAL liquor in it before I start making a complete ass of myself.
ReplyDeleteOkay, fine. As long as I've already made a fool of myself by posting three times as "anonymous" back to back, with no one noticing, then I suppose I may as well put in a legitimate vote. Sorry TS. It was so much funnier in my head (as are most things).
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Sea Breeze.
And now I'm off to have 33 of them.
Traitor.
ReplyDeleteI want a breezy mimosa or was that a mimosa breeze?
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't me that time. But that breezy mimosa does sound good. I might have to change my vote again.
ReplyDeleteWasn't me either! You know I'd tell you if it was. The Mimosa Breese is catching on!!! It knew this day would come;)
ReplyDeleteCotton, I have drunken more sea breezes than a man as manly as I should ever admit. I just want to skip all the prelims and go right to the five onces of rum and the coconut glass that will soon be my hat.
ReplyDeleteI vote Sea Breeze, with a girlie maracchino cherry and a little pink umbrella. Will one of you manly men kindly set that down right next to me, please? Thanks.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
Mimosa Breeze! Oooohhhh I haven't had one of those since I got the cute kitty tatooed on my right cheek.
ReplyDeleteHow many Breezes does it take to see that kitty, Dawn?
ReplyDeleteRep, I commented as to the anonymous votes. I wasn't sure it was you though I did suspect. Course now how am I to believe that the other isn't you? The Rep who called wolf.
ReplyDeleteCotton, mimosa breeze wasn't an option. I'm afraid you too must choose. But choose wisely.
Cal, I would gladly witness you downing three zombies so that I could see you wearing a coconut for a hat. It's the original lampshade.
That leaves me on coconut for a hat and the other two to make a coconut bra out of. It's a tropical celebration.
ReplyDeleteLOL Cal! Thanks for the image. haha
ReplyDeleteI'm not good with Cranberries.... OJ is my best bet.... Mimosa wins....
ReplyDeleteWhile both sound like lovely brunch companions, I must choose Mimosa, since grapefruit is, well, disgusting (sorry, Sea Breeze!).
ReplyDeletePS - Hi! Yours was my breakfast blog today! Sippin' Tim Hortons...nothing fruity, sadly. :)
I am a Mimosa Breeze person myself.
ReplyDeleteI consider myself a Mimosa Breeze person too. So one more for that lovely drink.
ReplyDeleteI love me a warm Mimosa Breeze. Stick it in the microwave for 2 minutes, until it starts bubbling and splashing juice all over the inside, and wow, that's a good 'un. I gots ta vote for that too.
ReplyDeleteHmmm - on the early side, I'd be inclined toward the Mimosa, but by noon I would move on to the Breeze.
ReplyDeleteI'm for combining cocktails for more efficient consumption...some kind of Breeze in the bottom, top off with champagne. I think it's official culinary name is the Homeschooling Housewife.
I'll host the party, but whoever messes up the microwave cleans it him/her self.
Does that help with your poll, TS? Because really, we're here to help.
"If you say "It's 8am I really could use a beer." People are like WTF."...snort...especially the kids.
ReplyDeleteThank you Cottage, you are so very very helpful. lol
ReplyDeleteShenanigan's? How'd you know that's where I had the Mimosa Breeze? Sorry for skewing your poll.
ReplyDeleteI am not a huge Mimosa fan, but any drink that includes two types of fruit just must lean more towards girlie.
ReplyDeleteSo I am voting Mimosa.
Vodka can easily turn any girlie drink into the manliest liquid ever born, so I am 100% going with Sea Breeze!
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