Sea Breeze
VS
Sex on the Beach
Sea Breeze
The Non-Review: Tell us, what would winning this competition mean to you?
Sea Breeze: Well, it'd mean a lot more to my father who raised me.
The Non-Review: Close to your father, are you?
Sea Breeze: Not really, he's kind of a jerk. He's just really obsessed with winning.
The Non-Review: So you don't care about winning then?
Sea Breeze: Oh, no, I do. My father is old and I'm hoping to be first in his will.
The Non-Review: Wow, that's... I don't know what the heck that is, but it's something.
Sea Breeze: I just try to be honest.
Sex on the Beach
The Non-Review: What would winning the competition mean to you?
SOTB: Self respect.
The Non-Review: You don't have any self respect?
SOTB: Have you seen my name? I used to be called Shirley. Back in the 70's I changed it.
The Non-Review: Shirley?
SOTB: Yes.
The Non-Review: OK... yeah, that's all I needed.
So who will it be? The end draweth nigher (not quite nigh yet). Voting ends Monday at 11:59 pm. Then on Tuesday (sing it with me) It's the final countdown.
I gotta with my boy Sea Breeze. That Shirley is just too willing to give her 'attentions' to the boys if you catch my drift. As my Baba would say - she been 'there and back'. I wouldn't touch that drink even if I did know where the straw had been.
ReplyDeleteI've gotta vote for Sea Breeze too. I can relate to her much more than Sex on the Beach. Sadly.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
SOTB, cool acronym and tasty drink! But it will be slaughtered by the LIIT (interesting that when I drink long island iced teas I get lit, and the acronym is lit on steroids...)
ReplyDeleteSex on the beach please. I am voting for the actual sex not the drink. Ok, maybe I will vote for the drink too.
ReplyDeleteSea Breeze for me...
ReplyDeleteAs to the other one, well all that sand can get in places...
OK I will go with Sea Breeze because it is Fathers Day and Dad was at least mentioned.
ReplyDeleteSea Breeze. The other one sounds a little slutty.
ReplyDeletewhen i turned 21 i always ordered sex on a beach, i think i liked sounding sexy or something stupid. i love orange juice and cranberry mixed! thing is, today i don't like to drink - i like it without vodka. lame i know.
ReplyDeletei will vote for sex just cuz.
SEA BREEZE PLEAZ......
ReplyDeleteSex, on the beach.
ReplyDeleteThis might be the hardest decision yet. I'll go with Sex on the Beach. I might drink them but more importantly because girls like to get drunk off them. ;)
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