There was never a doubt about the winner in the last match. Sarah Jessica Parker, having marred the Cosmopolitan, handed over an easy win to Sex on the Beach. So now that we're done with the preliminaries, let's drink some coffee, grab a burrito (I made burritos for dinner so it was the first food to jump to mind) and begin winding this thing down.
Long Island Iced Tea
VS
Appletini
Long Island Iced Tea
The Non-Review: What's your beef with the Appletini?
LIIT: Back in high school we were in the same circle. We weren't really friends, but you know, not enemies. Anyways, I head over to my locker one day only to find Appletini passed out in front of it. My boyfriend at the time, being all chivalrous, lifted her over to the nurse's office. The next day he dumped me and went out with that tart drink.
Appletini
The Non-Review: Is it true you're from Australia?
Appletini: I can't believe LIIT said that about me!
The Non-Review: That's not what I asked.
Appletini: First of all, I wasn't 'passed out' I was napping. Secondly, her boyfriend broke up with her the day before.
The Non-Review: Seriously, if you could stick to the topic at hand...
Appletini: She's just mad cause I was always more popular.
The Non-Review: Really? Why were you more popular?
Appletini: Australia yes.
So now it's up to you again. Voting closes 11:59 pm Friday night.
Neither drinks have any dignity so I go witht he gayest one, the 'Appletini' so someone rescue me and return my manhood with a typhoon cooler and some sweet lovin in van down by the river.
ReplyDeleteLong Island Iced Tea! Mainly because the name 'appletini' sounds so girlie. :)
ReplyDeleteLove being one of the 'infinite thunder'!
I vote for pepperoni pizza. I prefer that over sausage pizza. What? wrong battle? who's blog am I on? Ooops, my bad.
ReplyDeleteI vote for Long Island Iced Tea. Apples only belong in Apple juice.
There is pizza? Where is the pizza? Cheap ass blog comment section.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I know a few apple martinis...
ReplyDeleteSo I'm siding with long island ice tea on this one
I think I saw some Teabaggers drinking Long Island Iced Tea at a rally, and that makes me want to throw up twice; so for me it's got to be sunny Appletini.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! This is one of your funniest posts yet!!
ReplyDeleteI don't trust the Long Islanders. This one's trying to divert attention from her dubious reputation by focusing on Appletini's high school antics. I vote for the clear floozy: Appletini.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
Okay Robyn, that drink confessional told us more that we should know about you and your post grade school behavior. I suspect if I had pulled up in the ice cream wagon you would have gotten inside which meant those safety classes went right over your head.
ReplyDeleteGotta go strong Island baby!!! Huntington in da house!!! Ok, I am being annoying now. But that's what Long Island is all about. No?
ReplyDeleteAppletini just because Cheeseboy voted for Long Island.
ReplyDeleteLong Island Iced Tea always sneak up on me.... I have two, and while I'm drinking it, I say 'mmmmm.... yum yum yum....' When I'm done with the second, I'm lightheaded.... I'm a lightweight....
ReplyDeleteL I I T all the way. I hate that dizzy Appletini bitch! Can't ever keep a thought in her head.
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L I I T--sounds LITT--makes you Litt--is well Litt.....
ReplyDeleteLITT's up my life!
LIIT all the way!
John
Appleltini--sounds like Christina Applegate and a Chihuahua. I know that doesn't make senses..neither does an Appletini.