I was recently faced with the life altering announcement that my wife of 23 years would be leaving me. I feel like my whole world is shaken and I'm not sure what to do with myself anymore. I rattle around an empty house -since she took the kids. I don't seem to be able to -wait am I really writing to a cupcake? Is this a joke? What happened to the moth?
Sincerely,
Heartbroken and confused about the cupcake in Seattle
Dear Heartbroken,
A sudden end to a relationship that has gone on as long as yours can be a tearing experience. I don't doubt that you're feeling disorriented right now. You're probably feeling like you don't know your up from down. All I can tell you is to just take it a day at a time. Right now you need to learn to breathe again. And don't go eating sweets as a means of trying to fill the void. Cookies, candy and especially cupcakes are not the way to go. In fact a diet would make you feel better in the long run.
Sincerely,
Ted the Cupcake.
Ok, now is the cupcake dispensing that sort of advice because he doesn't want to be eaten? Valid question.
ReplyDeleteI agree that just taking it one day at a time and doing the best you can to cope with your feelings, the silence in the house can be overwhelming sometimes and if the silence gets too loud it can be calmed by the taste and loud scream of a cupcake :^0
ReplyDeleteTed is not telling you the truth! Get yourself to the candy counter immediately!
ReplyDeleteThe cupcakes that come to my house don't get the chance to spill out self-serving advice....
ReplyDeleteAgain with the poor advice from these baked goods. I remember a time only insects gave relationship advice. If you don't want me to lick you don't come at me with your ice sugary goodness. Same advice I give to all the ladies I know.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Bossy Betty. EAT!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not taking any advice from a cupcake. I only listen to actual cakes.
ReplyDeleteTed is the wisest of cupcakes.
ReplyDeleteIf Ted is so wise then how did he END UP IN MY BELLY!
ReplyDeleteCal, You ate Ted?! You monster!
ReplyDeletemy letter to ted would go something like this, "dear ted, i want you bad, you are so yummy. damn diet!" cute!!!
ReplyDeleteThere's no way I can comment on such weirdness...cupcakes don't talk, ya'll! I don't even think they can read.
ReplyDeleteOh they can read. They pretend they don't know how to so you will fill out applications for them. They are just lazy, lazy baked good.
ReplyDeleteWow, Ted the cupcake is really underselling himself, there is nothing a little cupcake action cant handle
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