Battle of the Shapes: The Final Vote

Welcome, one and all, to the final Championship Shape Battle. This is the one the world is holding its breath for. The major news outlets are all standing by—we’re almost positive about that—because this is the fight that will, once and for … a while, crown one of our two remaining shapes as the greatest shape of all!

Circle waited on the sidelines, to see the outcome of the battle between Lens and Square. It was pulling for Lens in a big way, because It assumed that would make for an easy championship victory. But alas, Circle was to be disappointed to see Its chief rival, Square, win handsomely. These two have been at each other’s throats throughout recorded history, in a struggle for dominance. Square tries to poke Circle every chance It can get, and Circle constantly tries to bounce on Square. It gets ugly. Trust us. Even vicious, at times. The main contention between them is that Circle is by far the dominant shape in the universe, and so it irritates It to no end that Square is by far the dominant shape on Earth (especially if you allow a stretched square—Rectangle—to classify as a square, which Circle does, because there are actually no true circles in the universe, and it needs the compromise).

So it is quite appropriate that it all comes down to these two most classic shapes. We’ve had to keep these two in separate rooms this whole time, because they’d constantly try to kill each other, otherwise. But we are now about to release them onto the same battlefield. So stand back to a safe distance as we begin this final combat:

CIRCLE VS. SQUARE

Favorite dessert: Oreos
Favorite instrument: Drums
Favorite TV show: Wheel of Fortune
Battle strategy: Roll around and around until Square gets dizzy, and then go in for the kill.

 Favorite dessert: Brownies
Favorite instrument: Piano
Favorite TV show: SpongeBob
Battle strategy: Let Circle tire itself out, rolling around, and then attack.

So, who is the Greatest Shape? You now get to decide. Saturday will be the historic day for shapes everywhere, for that is when the voting will end and the winner will be announced. Submit your vote below, by leaving a comment, and feel free to leave any personal words of encouragement for either shape, or just vicious trash-talk if you’d prefer. But please do not send the Non-Review any sort of weapon to pass along to either shape. Aside from that probably being against the rules, we’d have to get off the couch to so, and we only do that for emergencies. (Like when we need more ice.) We apologize for any inconvenience.