Battle of the Mascots: The Second Vote

Well, the previous round of fighting was more intense than expected. Jack and Leprechaun really went at it, all the way to the end. [UPDATE: Mistakes were made in the counting, and email votes were mistakenly left out. Poor ol' Leppy was indeed beaten, after looking at the slow-motion replay. And lest Leprechaun fans think that Jack has cheated in some way, you may notice that Copyboy tried to vote for Lep twice. Yeah, we saw that.] But there is much more holiday violence, combat, and imaginary carnage still left to go, though, because the next two holiday mascots have just strolled onto the battlefield:

Valentine’s Day’s
CUPID
VS.
Easter’s
EASTER BUNNY

This archery-adept baby can be a girl or boy, or possibly any mixture of the two, but has rarely ever been seen in the wild. The San Diego Zoo had one for a very short while (in an attempt to breed them in captivity) but the little cupid simply shot the two guards, made them fall in love with each other, and made its escape while they were gazing into one another’s eyes. Sickening, but effective.

It has no preference between the names hare, rabbit, or bunny, because it can dominate with any title. It has brothers and sisters who can whoop a tortoise, outrun Alice in Wonderland, and trick Daffy Duck. So it never insisted on being called “Bunny”, but “Easter Hare” does sound a little dumb. Also, scientists still have not determined how EB (its street name) lays eggs, or what gender the little furry thing is, no matter how much money the government has given them to do so.

And now let the battle begin. Who is the Greatest Holiday Mascot? Cast your vote, by leaving a comment, and find out the winner on Saturday, when two new mascots will face off.