What cats are saying about Alice in Wonderland

Once again we polled four cats to find out their opinions. This time we asked them what they thought of the new Tim Burton film 'Alice in Wonderland.'

'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'

"I thought it could have used a scene where the Cheshire Cat eats the White Rabbit. Actually that sounds good, I'll take the rabbit, lightly braised in a thick Port stock. Hmm? What do you mean you're not a waiter?"

'Mrs. Kisses'

"I'm not going to say it, but you know I'm not happy. Once again the cat has to play second fiddle to a bunch of half wit characters. Whenever a cat gets its own film it's some trash like Garfield. I demand equal rights for cats."

'The Duchess Gary Cooper'

"I thought that was a book. Don't you people ever just stay in and read?

'Melvin'

"I'm not allowed to play in the backyard anymore since the mushrooms disappeared and I got sick."