***Voting Now Closed***
After a fierce war just 4 planets remain. There will be one vote today and one tomorrow. On Monday we shall have the final vote and find out which is the greatest planet. And now, take a look at the contenders and choose.
SATURN
Facts about the planet:
Loves to dance.
Hates the taste of fish.
Likes to go for a swim in nothing but it's rings.
Takes care of its own.
VS
NEPTUNE
Facts about the Planet:
Was picked on as a child.
Has a degree in etymology.
Is shy at parties.
Paints turtles.
So who will it be?
NEPTUNE. Was never a fan of those rings.
ReplyDeleteI give Neptune a sympathy vote. It's so blue had a depressing childhood. I recommend lots of therapy too.
ReplyDeleteRobyn
Galileo mistook Saturn's rings for bunny ears. (I think it was a bunny...maybe a rat...I can't remember.) Anyway, Neptune doesn't have ears, so I can't in good conscience vote for a planet with no ears. (I don't know why. It's just a rule I've always had.) So, for me, Saturn gets this one.
ReplyDeleteI was going to vote for Neptune, but then I read the whole bunny thing.... I like bunnies! Go Saturn!
ReplyDeleteBesides, there's only one way to decide the battle between Neptune and Saturn.... Whoever created Saturn knew 'If you like it then you should have put a ring on it....'.
ReplyDeleteNow that's just funny. Haha!
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