'Sir Plumperdink'
"So, what are you saying? We're out of the cheesy poofs I like?"
'Mrs. Kisses'
"I couldn't be happier about it. You all had it coming. I just hope I play a part in it. Then you shall know my wrat- Wait what are you- Put me down! Don't you pet me you... you... purrrr, purrrr, hate you, purrrr."
'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"Since the beginning of creation man has sought knowledge of that fateful day, when all life would be snuffed out, like a child extinguishing candles on a birthday cake. Time is a greedy child my friends. One that doesn't want to share his cake with anyone. Oh wait, that was Tim. Tim's a greedy child."
'Melvin'
"Whenever I get to the end of the video, mom just hits rewind and starts it over."
lol, this is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteBut on a serious note, where can I get me a melon helmet?
I wish I knew. I don't think they come in people sizes.
ReplyDeleteI think maybe you just need a bigger melon variety. Honeydew perhaps. PS, I asked my cat about the apocalypse and he said it was about time, he'd been planning it ever since we brought the dog home.
ReplyDeleteI think you maybe right about that. Hey what do you know, that's similar to what my cat said when I tried to introduce it to another cat. Though the world ending was specific to me and the new cat.
ReplyDeletehaha the Tim one is fantastic ... reminds me of a 'Deep Thoughts' sort of thing.
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