10 Best Ways for The World to End

10. Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Bruce Willis, battle each other for supremacy, inadvertently destroying it.

9. Carson takes vengeance on an unjust world that would allow Leno back.

8. God accepts Brian Haskel of Birmingham Alabama's challenge to a game of marbles, knocks us into the sun.

7. December 21, 2012, Midnight: Everyone looks to the sky as the credits begin to roll.

6. Sean Penn, method actor, taking on all the characteristics of his character, actually becomes a black hole, engulfing our planet.

5. Not unlike a bear, the moon wakes from hibernation to mate with the earth.

4. Pat Robertson openly thanks God for making us the 'greatest nation on the face of the universe.' Oops.

3. Local father goes out for pizza, comes back with end of the world instead.

2. I didn't finish college, I guess you were right dad it was the end of the world.

1. I didn't eat my spinach, I guess you were right mom it was the end of the world.

Thanks to my brother who's helped with the lists this week.