What cats are saying about 2009

We here at the Non-Review polled four cats to see what they felt about the year we've just come through.

'Sir Plumperdink'

"It was a tough year. We had to do a lot of belt tightening. It's not easy to cut out basic necessities like bacon wrapped butter-sticks."

'Mrs. Kisses'

"Another year? Whoop-dee-pickle! That's like a thousand cat years. Enjoy having a long lifespan *expletive deleted* and I'll see you on the other side mother *censored* !"

'The Duchess Gary Cooper'

"'And so another year is passing, like soft ripples in a schoolyard puddle. A reflection of childhood fading into the quiet silhouette of time, briefly glimpsed to remind us of pages left unwritten.' That's what someone painted on the wall outside my house. This neighborhood has really gone downhill."

'Melvin'

"It was raining and I got wet, so I came in and had pudding, but it spilled, so I had to take a bath, which was cool since I had a new rubber duck. But then someone got scratched cause I don't really like water, and a lot of celebrities died. So now I'm sitting in my room."